Gwyneth Paltrow knows you hate her

Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow seems blissfully self-unaware to you. When she and former husband Chris Martin divorced, they called it a conscious uncoupling, drawing eye-rolls across the universe. She named her first child Applewhich, for some reason, everyone hated. She sold $66 jade eggs for vaginas that she claims could better your sex life and your menstruation cycle but which have been panned by gynecologists in Healthand the New York Times. At her SXSW session on Monday, Paltrow dropped a Buddhist quote on the packed audience in the Austin Convention Center. She told of a cocktail party in London. She referenced her former relationship with Brad Pitt. She mentioned her vision board. So yeah, if you think Paltrow is often tone-deaf …